Weekly Fix

He makes my tongue wet!

Can someone explain....

I dont understand how 1 show can end up on the side of the road?? Just 1 shoe...

Dont you know when you lose a shoe? Wouldnt you walk around funny the rest of the day? I mean, I think it would be noticeable...right?

I was driving to work yesterday and on the side of the road, there was a SHOE.. a lonely.. worn..black...shoe!

Which led me wonder..and ponder.. HOW did it get there? WHO did it belong too? WHAT story lived in that shoe?

Could we take it to the nearest CSI lab and have it analyzed and get the DNA out of it and find out who it belonged too and return it to its owner. What if there was a reward for the 1 lost shoe?

Hmmmmpf!!

Ohh the things that spark your imagination.

All because of a figurine

THIS figurine looks nothing like the one that I got:



I must have the "ghetto" version.. made for middle aged moms that put them on their desks at work.

So, I was surfing through a bunch of websites, wasting my Friday afternoon - and I came across some information on the next Pirates of the Carib movie.






Check it out:

Ohhh, you know Im excited already!
















And I found a really great picture of Johnny in costume.. tee hee hee hee



Very cool!


Yes... I DO have a slight problem.

Ohh and Santa, if your reading this, POTC 2 comes out on DVD - December 3rd - just in time for the holidays.

breaking news

By JOHN ROGERS

LOS ANGELES - The tumultuous marriage of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown - which withstood drug addiction, Brown's numerous arrests, the decline of Houston's once-sparkling image and domestic abuse allegations - is coming to an end.

A publicist for Houston confirmed to The Associated Press that the Grammy-winning, superstar singer had filed for divorce after 14 years of marriage.

Publicist Nancy Seltzer declined to reveal where or when Houston filed the divorce papers, and said the singer had no statement to make.

"I can just confirm that she has filed for divorce," Seltzer said Wednesday.


HUH! I really thought they'd make it... (insert uncontrollable laughing here)

I'm sorry, that was insensitive of (snicker) me.. (snicker, snicker)...

pfffft....Jesters

Jesters are WONKY because:

The squeek
You can throw things at them
They make wonky noises
They wear makeup
You can throw things at them



Jesters are also WONKY because

You can use a slingshot to shoot items at them
When it rains, their makeup runs
Did I mention they squeek
After they sweat all season, their hat smells

Jesters are WONKY

My Halloween Costume

This year,I had a brilliant idea for a costume.

Im going to be the Crazy Cat Woman from the Simpsons....

I know, I know..
I am brilliant...
Of course, Ive already determined that....


Can you believe there is even an action figure for her:



Now THAT is scary
((((shiver shiver))))

New Favorite Word

Wonky

*I think I will add it TO things...
*Use it in place of things...
*Exclaim it at inappropriate times...
*Use it like a swear word...
*Use it like a naughty word...
*Use it in the middle of a sentence as if it should be there...
*Look at people like they are stupid if they dont know what it means...after all, its not like its a "widget"

Wonky

Who has a birthday soon...??

I happen to have a birthday coming up soon, like on Sunday and I was wasting some time near the end of the day when I happened upon a few "fun" items that would bring a smile to my face, that is, if you are looking for that special something for my birthday.

Item 1:
Now what gal wouldnt want a Cap'n Jack Sparrow Action Figure...??

I bet Barbie would corrupt him in a minute... what a skeeze.






Item 2:
A bobble head Willy Wonka..its almost like he would be answering all of my questions with a YES...

Genius!

Did someone say vacation...

Randi and I are going on our very first, mom - daughter vacation ever. For three days in October, we will get to play in Orlando and soak up a bit of sun, and do we ever have a great vacation planned out.

Day 1: Wet n Wild
Ohhh yeah.. we will be having fun here!!














Day 2: Universal
Gonna do The Mummy ride.. like fer sure!!Mmmmmm.. Brendan Frazier!









Day 3: Sea World
We HAVE to see Shamu... we just have too!

I somehow think that I will need a vacation from my vacation.. when I get back!!

Miss ya already

I had to write about, I just had too. It's everywhere now. Losing Steve is like losing.. well a good friend in a weird way.

Say what you will about Steve, but I dug him...

I really did.

The great thing about Steve is, he grabbed your attention- no matter how crazy he appeared- and he taught you something. Yes, that is correct.. you learned a thing or two about the environment, conservation, and all animal kind.

He new that there were dangers and he accepted that.He new if he got hurt, it was his fault, not the animals.. he said that time and time again.

Steve, was certainly.. one of a kind.

His wife Terri, daughter Bindi (named after a croc) and son Bob (also named after a croc) will no doubt continue on with the legacy that Steve left behind.



So I applaud Steve for providing me with at least ten years worth of smiles, ten years worth of education, ten years worth of laughter...

...and all the good deeds done for conservation.