pfffft....Jesters

Jesters are WONKY because:

The squeek
You can throw things at them
They make wonky noises
They wear makeup
You can throw things at them



Jesters are also WONKY because

You can use a slingshot to shoot items at them
When it rains, their makeup runs
Did I mention they squeek
After they sweat all season, their hat smells

Jesters are WONKY