That time once again..
..for another Joke by Taylor!
Since I have daughters, I thought this was especially cute... and even more so since one of them will be a freshman this year and spends countless hours in front of the mirror.
A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
Well,these are my ever so beautiful girls, Halie and Randi. They are 14.5 and 9.5, those halves are so important.. until you are 34.5 like I am.. then who cares (not me)!!
So anyway, Halie will be a freshman and is signed up for drivers ed (scary) and Randi is going into the fourth grade (to which she has informed me, she already knows everything).
My husband and I have now decided that prescribed drugs from the doctor ARE good....
Yeah.. we're in trouble alright!!and Ive got a BIG stick handy!
Since I have daughters, I thought this was especially cute... and even more so since one of them will be a freshman this year and spends countless hours in front of the mirror.
A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.
She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night.
To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.
He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.
Well,these are my ever so beautiful girls, Halie and Randi. They are 14.5 and 9.5, those halves are so important.. until you are 34.5 like I am.. then who cares (not me)!!
So anyway, Halie will be a freshman and is signed up for drivers ed (scary) and Randi is going into the fourth grade (to which she has informed me, she already knows everything).
My husband and I have now decided that prescribed drugs from the doctor ARE good....
Yeah.. we're in trouble alright!!and Ive got a BIG stick handy!
posted by Peggy at 6:40 PM
1 Comments:
34.5 who are you kidding? Try like 34.92 I did the math.Oh fuck it 35 would have been closer! Hehe I love you. Don't feel bad at least your ass doesn't have it's own area code, zip code and continental divide.
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