Turtle Humping

One of the bosses that I have out at the Renaissance is a real bitch! Literally..!!..!

.. Madeline has had a bit of an attitude lately because she has been stuck in the office and she hasnt really liked it very much. Generally she doesnt mind, but she has had the Faire "itch"...

When you first walk in, she thinks that you are there to save her and then she quickly realizes that your not! and that your just another of "them"..

I swear you can see her roll her eyes... its true!

I cant blame her though, because out on festival site, she is the Queens Dog.. and is treated as such by the Royal Hounds Keeper -- Gabriel...

She is fed out of a silver dish, and carried around on silken fabrics.

She has only the best hay to trollip around in, and the best of the best to well, hump on if she so wishes..

There are even bits of turkey legs laying about, if she needs a noonday snack.

I know that these are her daydreams. Dreaming of when her ears will be flopping in the wind, and she can scrounge for feild mice... not sitting in the office, listening at the phone ring and listening to the tapping of the computer keypads.

Ohhh only 3 short weeks until her dreams come true!!

Until then..
she will pout...
walk through the halls with her head hung low...
occassionally hump her turtle..
and continue to give you those big sad eyes while laying in her kennel.

Ohhh the life of a dog..(just be sure not to mention her bald spot to her)