Pet Peeve # 1

I have a major Pet Peeve. Its Huge..Enormous even.. Astronomically Large...Freak'n GiNormous!

Im not sure what I could possibly do to get over it, get past it or even move on, knowing that it affects me the way that it does, but let me tell you.. it REALLY sucks and it never fails, it always seems to show up.

Now, I know that when you use the words like "always" you make things appear worse than they probably are.. and that could be the case here, but its not.

My Pet Peeve is this:

Everytime that I need address mother nature, I make my way to the nearest restroom, bathroom, public facility to address said issue..open the door to an open stall.. and wouldnt you know it... there is either a 3" black pubic hair on the seat or someone's left over bodily fluid.

Now, the pubic hair is just gross... not because it is a pubic hair,but that is 3" long! EwwwWWw! Doesnt ANYONE know about shaving, trimming or regular grooming....?? HUH?? Seriously..

The "left behind bodily fluid" I get.. (I think) I can make up reasons why that would happen.. the kids were in there and you were potty training, you got up to quickly, you were showing the little guy how to "shake" it off... whatever.. but for crying out loud, take a 1/2 second to check before you walk out, and wipe it off if need be!! Its just gross!

This of course doesnt mean that I prefer any other "Party Favors" left behind ...it just means, these particular happenings ALWAYS seem to happen to ME..

Notice: There are no "pubes" or "tinkles" left behind for the next person on this toilet.... Where the hell is this one when I need it??

Im sure Pet Peeve # 2 is around the corner... stay tuned!