Mamma..

Mrs. Lucci comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner...who
lives with
a female roommate Maria...
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but
notice how
pretty Anthony's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a
relationship between the two, and this had only made her more
curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his
roommate
than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what
you must
be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just
roommates." 
About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since
your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver
sugar bowl.
You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he
sat down
and wrote: 
Dear Momma,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the sugar bowl from my
house, I'm not
saying that you 'did not' take it. But the fact remains that it
has been
missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love, Anthony 
Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
Momma
which read: 
Dear Son, 
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Maria, and I'm not
saying that
you 'do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she
was
sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by
now.
Love,  Momma
Lesson: Never lie to your Momma