Tuesday, October 03, 2006

A turkey story

A co-worker sent this around at work, its pretty darn cute:

PREGNANT TURKEY STORY


One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven,
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into
the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back
in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out

of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving
spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
horrifying news, my sister started to cry.

It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is fabulous!!!

7:08 AM  
Blogger Billy Jones said...

You've been punched!

10:31 PM  

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